emily

possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs

amen

My grandmother is dead set on me enjoying this upcoming beach trip. My mother and I are dead set on convincing her it’s just not going to happen.

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

hey guys

been

chewing this

piece of gum

for hours

literally

hours

why do people

think

it’s cool

to type

this

why